Laugh Lines

* “If this El Nin~o gets much worse, I’m going to have to get a stronger sun block.” (Willy Parsons)

* “Historians paint a picture of preparing for the first Thanksgiving,” says Alan Ray. “A pilgrim took his ax out into the woods and produced the very first card table.”

* “A study reveals that California ranks at the bottom in teacher quality,” says Alex Kaseberg. “In one district, the math teachers were chosen strictly on their ability to find Waldo.”